Stepping Through Cyberspace

Stepping Though Cyberspace

Cyberspace is all I need - Jane Air

Cyber-Day-Dreams

Delays in the collection include the weather - the sun invites me out and I end up spending too much time outdoors.
I daydream too much. It will come as no surprize that most of my daydreams involve my cyberspace existence.

Forward Press Publication

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3 July 09. Whenever I get a letter in the post addressed to 'Miss Air', I know that it is likely to be a publication. Forward Press will be publishing 'A Gothic Take On The Landscape' this September.

http://gothictake.blogspot.com/

'Alice in Wonderland' illustated take on the economy...

The Never Ending Tea Party...

Finally, this one is ready to go !

http://www.cyber-verse.co.uk/aliceinwonderland/

Background notes :

I redid the jam tarts using a deeper, richer red to make sure that the jam tarts were really really jammy. Hope you will agree with me that they are indeed, really jammy jam tarts.

The title for this poem has changed since I first wrote this poem. I feel that this new title has a more overall relevance and isn't just intended for the tea parties that the senior bankers have been having at the taxpayer's expense, but also our MP's.

Strawberry Fair

I didn't make it to Strawberry Fair this year but here's a link to my Strawberry poem - http://strawberryfair.blogspot.com/

Am the second post in google for 'authorsden.com' - I like this position alot !

Am drinking elderflower tea ( flowers infused in hot water then sieved through muslim ) as a remedy for getting rid of the flu. I haven't as yet picked my own nettles to make nettle tea but I am willing to try it.

Publicity Agent for The Cyber Mermaid - Dating Book Now Out

Publicity Agent for

The Cyber Mermaid !

Publicity Agent for

The Cyber Mermaid !

Publicity Agent for

The Cyber Mermaid !

Publicity Agent for

The Cyber Mermaid !

Jane Air August 2010. Taken by Matt Bunting

Jane Air 2009. Taken by Damian Furlong.

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/janeair

to buy The Cyber Mermaid

Dating book Dating ebook

25 May 2009
Am number one in google for 'publicity agent' and 'global warming ebook'.

Nothing else to report - just more hard work on the table.

31 Jan 2010. Am number one for 'dating diary' in google.

23 May Dating diary visual cover now chosen. Will be available to buy online and at local bookstores.

31 May My up to date LinkIn connection is at http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/jane-air/21/9a3/294

29 Dec Still waiting for my dating diary to be processed by a print on demand company. The cartoon blog is up and running.

13 Jan 2010 The Cyber Mermaid - Jane Air's Dating Diary is finally published by lulu.com. Now on the cyber publicity trail. Wish me luck !

MP's expenses - Bottle Bar Nine extract

Seeing that the issue of MP's expenses is the hot media topic for today, I have decided to offer an extract from http://bottlebarnine.blogspot.com/. In the past, I have worked at both the Conservative and the Labour party conferences doing bar and catering related work.

...I am put on a makeshift bottle bar

Near the function marquee

But in there

The booze is free

So no-one comes to me

It is a relatively quiet
Opening night
But my next few shifts
Are a different story...

My bottle bar is shifted
To a busy location
In a corridor bend
Between Mountbatten bar
And the library

My takings are low
In the early evening
Come 3 am
When everyone is battling
To get to the main bar
I become an absolute
God-send

They still gasp at the jacked up
Prices of my bottled beer
‘And I want a receipt with that please dear!’
Don’t they all !
Someone even wanted my entire till roll...